You have to have...

I tried to walk down my hallway just now and was accosted by my almost five-year-old Drew. He was dressed in an over-sized bright yellow Ninja Turtle shirt with Transformer pajama pants and was pointing a blow up sword at me as he declared, "You have to be wearing pajamas to go down the hallway." "I am wearing pajamas." Without blinking he said, "Then you have to have a wedding dress on."