Things My Kids Say

My four-year old was listing all the people she knew that were smaller than someone else. "Mommy is smaller than daddy, Auntie L is smaller than Uncle D, Mema is smaller than Papa M." and on and on she went. When she finished she said, "And that is my collection of little people."

"hanitizer" is hand sanitizer

My son's jacket was twisted and he shouted, "It is all jacked-up!"